Magic Mike

Oh, you know I saw it. A while ago, actually. I was sorely tempted to see the midnight showing on Thursday, but decided to be a grown up about it (hi this bitch has a job) and went on the weekend.

Let’s be real, that shit was terrible. The plotline and the dialogue and Alex Pettyfer’s facial hair. And lolz at Mike’s “custom furniture.” BUT. DEM BODIES. Yeah, hearty thumbs up.